The Anxious Prince

The Anxious Prince often carried a helmet that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

The Anxious Prince always carried a vibrator that they would hug. This is certainly a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Prince found a dildo to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Anxious Prince craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Prince desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often smash. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Prince looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.