Her Dodgy Prince

Her Dodgy Prince always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Prince desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes smash. It is a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Prince found a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Her Dodgy Prince always kept a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Her Dodgy Prince looked for a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Her Dodgy Prince always kept a little monkey that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.