Retarded Prince

Retarded Prince desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

Retarded Prince desired a ball that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Prince craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Retarded Prince often carried a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it

Retarded Prince desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes eat. It is an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Retarded Prince found a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was amazing. A sponge being the thing opted for.