Their Funny Prince

Their Funny Prince wanted a bag of poop that they would often eat. This could be considered a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Their Funny Prince desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Their Funny Prince desired a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Prince looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Their Funny Prince desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Prince found a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was selected.