The Eccentric Prince

The Eccentric Prince owned a mug that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Prince always carried a cup that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Prince had a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Prince owned a cup that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Prince looked for a spade that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Prince craved for a stapler that they sometimes play with. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler is the item that was chosen.