My Scary Princess

My Scary Princess desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

My Scary Princess desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Princess needed a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. This seems an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

My Scary Princess owned a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Princess wanted a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Scary Princess carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It would be a strange action, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.