My Unusual Princess

My Unusual Princess carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

My Unusual Princess carried a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Unusual Princess desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

My Unusual Princess carried a CD player that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

My Unusual Princess found a piece of paper that they would sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A piece of paper of all things.

My Unusual Princess often carried a dildo that they sometimes break. It is an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.