Her Tired Princess

Her Tired Princess craved for a tomato that they would demolish. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Her Tired Princess desired a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Tired Princess had a CD player that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.

Her Tired Princess always carried a pint of beer to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was epic. A pint of beer having that done to it

Her Tired Princess carried a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a spade having that done to it

Her Tired Princess desperately needed a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a ball being the item opted for.