A Red Princess

A Red Princess wanted a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

A Red Princess often carried a teapot that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Princess craved for a dildo that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

A Red Princess desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Red Princess desperately wanted a bag of poop to eat. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Red Princess looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.