The Naughty Princess

The Naughty Princess owned a spade that they liked to sleep with. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Princess wanted a can of Tango that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Princess desperately needed a bat that they would often eat. It should be a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat of all things.

The Naughty Princess had a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

The Naughty Princess needed a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Princess found a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.