Her Retarded Princess

Her Retarded Princess always carried a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sword was the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Princess often carried a block of cheese to demolish. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Princess desperately desired a custard pie to demolish. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

Her Retarded Princess carried a stretchman to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Princess needed a CD player that they would break. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Princess had a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.