Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home"

in #punchline • 6 years ago

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source: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/5-injured-in-shooting-at-california-funeral-home-report/ar-AAyG1G7

Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I can say for the funeral home director is "Location, location, location." Also surprising that no one is dead in the funeral home shooting.

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     6 years ago 

    i guess it's convenient in a morbid sort of way

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     6 years ago 

    Maybe a little dark for a Friday afternoon, but WTH.

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       6 years ago 

      I just heard that the police have now found dozens of bodies in the basement. This horrible tragedy gets worse by the minute.

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       6 years ago 

      They have begun digging in the neighboring church yard (which was littered with blocks of marble stone) to see if there are any more bodies. The number of dead is expected to increase.

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