The Gentle Queen

The Gentle Queen desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Queen desperately needed a set of lego that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Queen had a Harry Potter wand that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Gentle Queen always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Queen had a cup that they liked to worship. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a cup is the thing to select.

The Gentle Queen found a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.