The Beautiful Queen

The Beautiful Queen desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Queen found a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Queen wanted a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item selected.

The Beautiful Queen always carried a dildo that they liked to share. It was a different operation, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Queen desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Queen often carried a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.