The Lovely Queen

The Lovely Queen craved for a can of coke to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Queen found a teapot that they would sometimes throw. It is a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Queen always kept a condom that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

The Lovely Queen desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Queen found a mug that they would sometimes share. It would be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug being the item opted for.

The Lovely Queen desperately needed a stapler that they would often eat. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.