His Stupid Queen

His Stupid Queen always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. It should be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

His Stupid Queen desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Queen always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Queen desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Queen wanted a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Queen carried a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It is an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.