Their Grumpy Queen

Their Grumpy Queen owned a vibrator that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Their Grumpy Queen carried a porno magazine to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Their Grumpy Queen desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Their Grumpy Queen desired a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a teapot of all things.

Their Grumpy Queen looked for a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Their Grumpy Queen always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.