A Lovely Queen

A Lovely Queen found a bat that they sometimes throw. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

A Lovely Queen always had with them a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Queen desired a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Queen desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Queen carried a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Queen always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to worship. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.