My Purple Queen

My Purple Queen desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango having that done to it

My Purple Queen always carried a little monkey that they would often put down their trousers. It might be an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Queen carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

My Purple Queen searched for a stretchman to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Queen found a hat that they would eat. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Queen desired a set square to hug. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.