The Naughty Queen

The Naughty Queen desperately looked for a melon that they would often embrace. It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be out of this world. A melon was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Queen always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Queen always had with them a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Queen wanted a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a funny thought, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Naughty Queen desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Queen owned a condom that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a condom is the item to opt for.