The Exciting Queen

The Exciting Queen searched for a custard pie that they would hug. This seems a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Exciting Queen searched for a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Queen had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who expected it was epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Queen needed a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Queen always kept a stretchman that they liked to play with. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman of all things.

The Exciting Queen desperately desired a helmet to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.