The Exciting Queen

The Exciting Queen desired a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Queen desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Queen always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Exciting Queen looked for a radiator that they would often play with. This might appear to be a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Queen desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Exciting Queen often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.