Their Dodgy Queen

Their Dodgy Queen desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It should have been a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Their Dodgy Queen desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was awesome. A bat was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Queen desired a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Their Dodgy Queen always had with them a custard pie that they would often share. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Their Dodgy Queen carried a computer that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Their Dodgy Queen always carried a computer that they would smash. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a computer was the chosen item.