Diary storytelling: How I Almost Found myself in Police Station

I and my friend went to a night birthday party in one of our neighboring village. when we arrived at the venue I told my friend that I am coming let me go and ease myself

On my way going to ease myself I saw some group of guys chilling with bottles of bear and having fun

I Branch to their side and greet them, hello guys I dey hail. they answered

I can see you guys are catching fun. They answered yes oo our brother.

I said wow there is love in sharing can I join you guys? They ask are you in game?

I answer yes oo brothers I am striker I score hat trick in 1 second. Wow, they answered feel free to join us. drink as you want

I seat down cross my leg carry one bottle and ask him I hope they produce you very well. I finish and took the second one

While we were catching fun then they told me to balance well and finish the remaining bottle they want to go and flex around with their babes

I drink and slept off there on top of the chair. My friend that we came to party together look for me but didn't see me and the left thinking I went home without informing them

When I woke it was 1:00am and the place was scanty people have left even the DJ is already packing off

I search for my friend but I didn't see them. I said may be they have left already.

I took my way back home only me in the night still filling the vibes of the beer. I was singing and rapping like I won a Grammy award

While I was walking a car came and stop at my front. I wanted to run but I heard voice saying if you run I will shot you.

Who be run where bullet dey. I just stand still

Then one of them said you are under arrest. That is when I know it is police patrol team

The arrest me and put me inside their car. While we where moving they asked me where are you coming by this time of the night?

I reply sir I am coming from a friend birthday party.

One of them shouted keep quite are you know among those thief terrorizing this highway?

I said no sir no body is a thief in my family I am just coming back from a birthday party

One of the police man say just leave him he will said the truth once we get to the station.

Immediately my brain reset and I start looking for solution. One nice idea then came over

When I noticed we are closed to my village,I remove my phone, then one of the officer say you want to call your members to block us for road abi?

I said no sir I just want to inform my father

One of the officer said that is a nice idea if he can send some money then we will free you here immediately. You know police is always your friend

I said ok sir

I called and said baba the first mission is complete I have successfully tumble the car I am currently in the second car and it is a police car I hope you will like police too?

I said ok baba consider that done very soon I will tumble the car and disappear

One of the police say hello, police is your friend. Actually we just want to prank you but we don't mean it we just want to give you a free right to your place.

I said but officer I have already inform baba and he is expecting this to happen in less than 6 minutes and I don't have airtime to call him back and plead with him that you are my friends

One of the police said call your number let me recharge your phone with 5000 naira airtime

I give him my number and he recharge my phone.

Then I said drop me hear immediately so that baba will not call me while I am in this car because remain only 1 minutes and he will soon call . Because if he called I am still in this car I have to tumble the car

Then they drop me and left