Ugly Reindeer

Ugly Reindeer owned a sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Reindeer always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Reindeer desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Reindeer searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is an original thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Ugly Reindeer desperately desired a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. It would be an original thought, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Reindeer desired a teapot to sit and look at. It would be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A teapot would be the chosen thing.