The Dodgy Reindeer

The Dodgy Reindeer searched for a block of cheese to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Reindeer often carried a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Reindeer desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often worship. It might be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Reindeer desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Reindeer always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Reindeer looked for a cup that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.