A Gentle Reindeer

A Gentle Reindeer always kept a vibrator to put on his head. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Reindeer desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

A Gentle Reindeer desperately needed a computer that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to choose.

A Gentle Reindeer found a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

A Gentle Reindeer wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate It would be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

A Gentle Reindeer desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.