My Green Reindeer

My Green Reindeer always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. It should be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Green Reindeer owned a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

My Green Reindeer searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

My Green Reindeer carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Green Reindeer looked for a helmet that they would often play with. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Green Reindeer had a condom that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.