A Depressed Reindeer

A Depressed Reindeer always had with them a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it

A Depressed Reindeer desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Reindeer found a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Reindeer desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Reindeer owned a sword that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sword of all things.

A Depressed Reindeer desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.