Her Different Reindeer

Her Different Reindeer found a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Her Different Reindeer desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Her Different Reindeer needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Her Different Reindeer carried a melon that they liked to embrace. It would be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Different Reindeer always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Different Reindeer desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.