A Jolly Reindeer

A Jolly Reindeer craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Reindeer wanted a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A radiator having that done to it

A Jolly Reindeer searched for a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly different exercise, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Jolly Reindeer always had with them a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Reindeer craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Reindeer desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.