My Stupid Reindeer

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My Stupid Reindeer looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Reindeer desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to break. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Reindeer desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Reindeer wanted a crown that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Reindeer desperately searched for a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Reindeer searched for a mug that they would often throw. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen item.