A Lonely Reindeer

A Lonely Reindeer always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Reindeer always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Reindeer desperately looked for a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Reindeer desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes share. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A sword was the chosen item.

A Lonely Reindeer carried a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp having that done to it

A Lonely Reindeer desperately desired a sponge that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.