The Handsome Reindeer

The Handsome Reindeer desperately looked for a pen to worship. It was an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Reindeer craved for a radiator that they would often hug. It was a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Reindeer desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

The Handsome Reindeer often carried a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was fun. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Reindeer carried a cheese grater to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Reindeer needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.