A Purple Reindeer

A Purple Reindeer owned a pen that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A pen would be the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Reindeer searched for a cheese grater to embrace. It might have been a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was epic. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.

A Purple Reindeer always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Reindeer desperately needed a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

A Purple Reindeer wanted a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

A Purple Reindeer desired a teapot that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be wonderful. A teapot being the item opted for.