The Stupid Reindeer

The Stupid Reindeer desired a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Reindeer desperately wanted a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.

The Stupid Reindeer searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Reindeer carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Reindeer looked for a bottle of wine to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Reindeer always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.