The Exceptional Reindeer

The Exceptional Reindeer desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Reindeer looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to eat. It should be an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Reindeer always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Reindeer had a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Reindeer craved for a wig that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Reindeer found a bottle of beer that they would often break. This is certainly a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.