The Square Reindeer

The Square Reindeer carried a bottle of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

The Square Reindeer searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Square Reindeer always kept a stretchman that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Square Reindeer always had with them a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Square Reindeer desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A wig being the item opted for.

The Square Reindeer always carried a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.