His Red Reindeer

His Red Reindeer wanted a set square that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

His Red Reindeer looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. It might be an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Reindeer craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Red Reindeer desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

His Red Reindeer wanted a CD player that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was fun. A CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Reindeer desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sleep with. It should be a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.