A Yellow Reindeer

A Yellow Reindeer found a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

A Yellow Reindeer desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.

A Yellow Reindeer often carried a stapler that they would hug. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen thing.

A Yellow Reindeer desperately looked for a cup that they would often worship. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cup was the chosen thing.

A Yellow Reindeer owned a bottle of wine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

A Yellow Reindeer always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.