The Dodgy Reindeer

The Dodgy Reindeer always carried a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Dodgy Reindeer desperately looked for a tomato that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Reindeer often carried a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Reindeer owned a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Reindeer desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Reindeer always kept a condom that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.