The Energetic Reindeer

The Energetic Reindeer craved for a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Reindeer always carried a pencil sharpener to sit and look at. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Energetic Reindeer carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Energetic Reindeer needed a pint of beer to drop. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Reindeer searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Reindeer often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.