Their Little Reindeer

Their Little Reindeer always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Their Little Reindeer found a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

Their Little Reindeer searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Their Little Reindeer carried a cucumber that they would often eat. It is a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Their Little Reindeer desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Their Little Reindeer carried a can of Tango that they would often eat. This seems to be a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.