The Funny Reindeer

The Funny Reindeer owned a toilet brush that they would throw. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Funny Reindeer always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Funny Reindeer desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Funny Reindeer desired a dildo that they liked to drop. It should be a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Reindeer owned a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a new idea, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Funny Reindeer always had with them a mug that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen thing.