A Boring Reindeer

A Boring Reindeer looked for a bag of poop that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was stunning. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

A Boring Reindeer wanted a set square that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a set square being the chosen item.

A Boring Reindeer found a pen that they would throw. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

A Boring Reindeer desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Reindeer always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Reindeer always had with them a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.