A Grumpy Robin

A Grumpy Robin had a teapot that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was wonderful. A teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Grumpy Robin had a computer that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Robin desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

A Grumpy Robin looked for a stapler that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler having that done to it

A Grumpy Robin desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

A Grumpy Robin desperately craved for a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a wig of all things.