The Fat Robin

The Fat Robin always had with them a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A cup is the thing to select.

The Fat Robin desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Fat Robin always carried a radiator that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Fat Robin often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Robin wanted a mug that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Robin always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. This seems a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.