The Lucky Robin

The Lucky Robin always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Lucky Robin desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Lucky Robin desperately looked for a cup that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was epic. A cup being the chosen item.

The Lucky Robin always carried a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Lucky Robin desperately searched for a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Robin desired a porno magazine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.