Confused Robin

Confused Robin desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often throw. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who felt it was exciting. A lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Confused Robin always had with them a dildo that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a dildo being the item selected.

Confused Robin desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo having that done to it

Confused Robin desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Confused Robin needed a set of lego to put on his head. It should have been an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego of all things.

Confused Robin often carried a CD player that they liked to share. It is a new idea, to most, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a CD player being the thing opted for.