The Bewildered Robin

The Bewildered Robin desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Robin desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Robin, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Robin always kept a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Bewildered Robin owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Robin had a mug that they sometimes share. It was a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A mug of all things.

The Bewildered Robin searched for a dildo that they would sometimes share. It is a different thought, to my children, but not to the Robin, who considered it was epic. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.